Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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