Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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