I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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