You work out of a Hotel?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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