People in love make me want to vomit
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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