when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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