if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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