no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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