normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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