I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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