I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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