Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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