Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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