That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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