Already got asked if we're dating
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
