Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize