another moral hangover. fuck.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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