I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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