I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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