Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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