i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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