I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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