Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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