I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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