is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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