We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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