apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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