the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
