sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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