I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Do vagina's smell?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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