I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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