Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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