The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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