Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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