at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!