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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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wtf?

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She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom (724): wtf? (412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you http://tfl.nu/71sh

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(563): View more from Iowa

I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.

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(563): I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever. http://tfl.nu/ydd6

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.

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I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.

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Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.

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(508): Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen. (781): I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night. (508): Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street. http://tfl.nu/mnwi

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(847): View more from Illinois

I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today

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(847): I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today http://tfl.nu/iq2n

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(831): View more from California

i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.

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(831): i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse. http://tfl.nu/jxr4

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(224): View more from Illinois

he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number

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(224): he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number http://tfl.nu/3iey

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(319): View more from Iowa

I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women

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I wish I had your problem

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(319): I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women (319): I wish I had your problem http://tfl.nu/60uu

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(207): View more from Maine

He violated my cat. I was not impressed.

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(207): He violated my cat. I was not impressed. http://tfl.nu/2ip6

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(732): View more from New Jersey

1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND

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(732): 1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND http://tfl.nu/gn6m

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(505): View more from New Mexico

new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.

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(505): new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse. http://tfl.nu/qxpq

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm off the liquor

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You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick

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(403): I'm off the liquor (1-403): You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick http://tfl.nu/sglp

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.

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(202): Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out. http://tfl.nu/88jd

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(540): View more from Virginia

I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.

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(540): I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night. http://tfl.nu/isgy

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(512): View more from Texas

You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.

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(512): You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits. http://tfl.nu/ddql

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(210): View more from Texas

Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.

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(210): Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me. http://tfl.nu/zs5w

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