so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.