so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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