Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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