is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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