Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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