Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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