You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
it's like heaven, but drunker
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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