SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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