So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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