so let's talk penis.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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