I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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