Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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