I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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