drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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