She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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