Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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