Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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