It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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