i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
